this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
There is nothing more beautiful than Ohio Stadium on game day.
he is drowning
watch this its urgent
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
"I’m pretty sure the answer to that is ‘I am Groot.’"
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen